Lifestyle

Beer for Dogs Now Exists, So the World Isn't So Bad

Now you can have a drink with your best friend in the whole entire world.
IMAGE Getty/picture alliance
Comments

Beer for dogs exists, marking the next logical step in the evolving bond between man and canine: Dogs will become our drinking buddies. Pretty soon, we won't need to make human friends at all.

The trend in so-called dog beer has cropped up across America, with a handful of companies making canned drinks that look like beer but are safe for pups. One company in particular, Good Boy Dog Beer in Houston, has three types of dog beer on the market—called "IPA A Lot in the Yard," "Session...Squirrel!" and "Mailman Malt Licker," because yes, there are still good things in this world—with another on the way called "Crotch Sniffin' Ale."

Why call it beer? "We use a lot of the same equipment a brewery does. We just skip the fermentation process," Rocky's owner Megan Long told USA Today. Plus, Americans are suckers for spending buckets of cash on their dogs as well as large sums on alcoholic beverages. It just makes sense.

ADVERTISEMENT - CONTINUE READING BELOW

In the same way that three beers at the bar on Friday night does not count as Friday night dinner, Good Boy's cans of dog beer, which cost $5 each, are not meal substitutes for dogs. Nor is dog beer a substitute for human beer, because it won't taste good. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a cold brew with your dog, who is also enjoying a cold brew of its own, thus cementing the bond between man and his best friend.

This story originally appeared on Esquire.comMinor edits have been made by the Esquiremag.ph editors.

Comments
View More Articles About:
About The Author
Sarah Rense
View Other Articles From Sarah
Comments
Latest Feed
 
Share
Huni Lio is Ayala Land's sustainable, eco-friendly, and inexpensive resort in El Nido, Palawan,.
 
Share
You don't have to go far from the city to get to some of the best snorkeling spots in the Philippines.
 
Share
For Esquire US' Summer 2019 issue, they assembled Quentin Tarantino and his two leading men for their first conversation since they wrapped Taratino's ninth film, which premiered at Cannes Tuesday.
 
Share
Emilia Clarke and Sophie Turner shouldn't have to defend the show.
 
Share
From Lost to Game of Thrones, nothing is more frustrating than when a series splits its fans with how it stuck the landing.
 
Share
Here's where you can buy the best sneakers in Manila.
 
Share
The movie takes place 15 years after the events of Star Trek: Nemesis.
 
Share
Your summer shade guide, courtesy of the Once Upon A Time... cast.
 
Share
 
Share
The Portuguese trailer of Spider-Man: Far From Home has nuggets of new information.
 
Share
Everything you love and want in a Tarantino film is here, but it also has deep, real emotion.
Load More Articles
Connect With Us