Gift Guide: 11 Absurdly Extravagant Christmas Gifts For Your Already Spoiled Dog

Of course he needs a Versace sweater.

As if you’re pets aren’t pampered enough, we’ve found 10 ridiculously over-priced gifts for your pooches. They only deserve the best, after all, and by best, we mean Louis Vuitton and Versace. Because for sure, your four-legged doggo will appreciate luxury. 

Let’s just hope they don’t chew or pee on any of these, or else you might have maxed out your credit card for nothing.

1| Louis Vuitton Dog Carrier

Only designer leather for this pooch. The bag is also scratch-proof and water-resistant, so your doggo can rest easy while inhaling the scent of monogrammed Louis Vuitton leather.


2| Versace Barocco Print Dog Bed

Let your canine companion rest in the lap of luxury, aka Versace. Your dog will feel like a king sitting on this black-and-gold bed, never mind that he’s color blind. That’s beside the point.



3| Ace Family Size 13 Foot Bed

In case your dog doesn’t appreciate your taste in designer beds, here’s a practical 12”x13” mattress for you, your dogs, and your neighbor’s dogs to sleep in.


4| Tiffany & Co Dog Bowl

It may look like a regular dog bowl, and while it functions like one, this is much more than that. For one, it’s made of silver. Sterling silver. So your dog can taste the money.

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5| Hermès Silk Mix Scarf

Repurpose Hermès’ blankets as a comfy throw for your prized pet. See how Heart Evangelista's dog Panda loves it here. And no, you’re not the only one wishing you were living Panda's life.

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6| Embark Dog DNA Test

Here's a smart gift for your dog. Adopted an aspin? Here’s how you can find out what breeds, and perhaps diseases, are in his DNA.


7| Burberry Monogram Print Cotton Dog Hoodie

If you're planning to go somewhere cold, get your doggo a soft cotton hoodie to keep him warm and cozy and far more stylish than every other dog in the hood. 


8| Moncler Mantella Dog Rain Jacket

Something for the rainy season—a luxurious raincoat to keep your canine safe from the rain. Plus, it’s made in Italy. Naturally.



9| Furbo Dog Camera

Here’s a gift that’s more for dad than dog. Furbo lets you see, feed, and speak to your dog when you’re away at work. This one might actually be worth the money. 


10| Moncler Leather-Trim Dog Leash

Walk him with style with this absurdly expensive dog leash that might as well be the same price as a Coldplay concert ticket.


11| Versace Barocco Logo Waterproof Hooded Dog Jacket

If your dog ever plans to be in a Chris Brown music video, here’s an outfit that’ll help him blend right in.


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