Leonardo DiCaprio Says He Doesn't Give a F*ck About Having a 'Dad Bod'

Take that haters.

The paunchy prince of the dad bod, Leonardo DiCaprio has always been the kind of guy to choose a good time over a hard time; shunning the clean eating, obsessively aesthetic lifestyle of the L.A elite in favor of cargo shorts, superyachts and second helpings of spaghetti carbonara whenever the f*ck he feels like it. And he's not about to change for anyone...even supermodels.

Especially supermodels.

Confirming what we already knew, it's been revealed that Leo is proud of his curves and isn't looking to cut back on the Cookie Dough anytime soon.

According to Page Six, our boy Leo was overheard discussing his 'low-key' workout habits at a pre-Fourth of July party in Malibu, California last weekend.

"It was a party at this private estate", a source claims. "He was drinking his beer and bragging to these models about how he doesn't work out."

Apparently, the girls weren't impressed.

"The girls were like, 'Does he think that's attractive? It's not like he's in Titanicshape anymore,'" the source quipped."

Foolish models. Leo understands that when you are in fact LEO, you don't need to wake up at 5 a.m. to get bullied by a personal trainer called Trey or Justin seven days a week. When you're Leonardo DiCaprio you can wake up 11am, save some rare Mexican porpoises before lunch and then for actual lunch eat deep fried butter if you want to (we don't recommend this), because you are Leonardo DiCaprio, you have a dad bod and you don't give a fuck who knows it.


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