The Avengers Cast Answers the Most Important Questions
April 26 is still a few days away, meaning there’s at more time where all those pressing questions about Avengers: Endgame will slowly disintegrate parts of your brain, Thanos-style. But what if you had an Eminem moment—one shot, one opportunity to ask the cast of Avengers something about the movie? Would you blow it? Half the staff of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert had the opportunity and at least one of them paid dearly for his misstep.
Colbert and team rallied some of The Avengers’ most well-known faces for a quick single Q&A where members of Colbert's staff took turns asking a single question. While some of them had legitimate queries (What's your secret weapon for taking down Thanos?) one guy asked Jeremy Renner to shoot an apple off his head and then was disappointed when he gets shot in the chest instead.
The panel is rounded out by Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Brie Larson, Mark Ruffalo, and Don Cheadle who all fielded questions from the team. Like, you may know that ScarJo stands for Scarlett Johansson, but did you know that Ruffalo is short for Ruffet Lohansson? Yeah, the more you know. Check out the skit below.
All in all, the clip has no spoilers, decent jokes, and only one casualty. That is what we in the Marvel universe call "a win." But do beware that until he cashes this next Avengers paycheck, Don Cheadle is not to be trusted in your home—especially around your small kitchen appliances.
This story originally appeared on Esquire.com.
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