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These Are the Most Commonly Misspelled Porn Searches, and They're Quite Something

This is embarrassing.
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Look, we get it: you're busy. You don't get much time to yourself these days, and when it comes to the noble art of onanism (thanks to Thesaurus.com for that one) you need to make the most of every frantic millisecond. And also, yeah: typing with one hand is a difficult thing to do. There's a lot of margin for error.

But not this much.

Pornhub has released a list of the most misspelled porn search terms in the U.S., and… it's a lot to take in.

Some understandable, some embarrassing, some completely baffling. Our favorite? It's got to be "porm", hasn't it? Hemingway couldn't write a better story in one word.

Take a look below:

  • Amaturr
  • Anature
  • Amatuer
  • Asain
  • Carton
  • MIFL
  • Henti
  • Hentia
  • Compliation
  • Lesian
  • Lesbiam
  • LebsiamPhilipino
  • Porm
  • Step Mon
  • Thresome
  • Wbony

This story originally appeared on Esquire.co.uk.

* Minor edits have been made by the Esquiremag.ph editors.

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