Harry Styles Is on One of the Most Epic Runs in Fit History
Choo choo! All aboard the Harry Styles appreciation train. First stop: hyperbolically hailing his every minute stylistic choice as a "significant moment in the way men are dressing right now." Am I right? I mean, what's the big deal with this guy? Like, come one, is he really that—oh. Oh my.
See, that's the thing about Harry Styles: He can't miss. It's like he's shooting 100 percent these days and exclusively taking the craziest trick shots he can (warning: highly unnecessary sports metaphor alert). He hasn't had a bad fit in months, maybe even years! Hahaha stop it dude, I don't have an unhealthy obsession with him hahaha...yeah, I definitely do.
So sure, coverage of Harry and his styles (sorry) can be a bit breathless, but for fuck's sake, cut me some slack here. The guy pulls up to perform on the Today show and his soundcheck fit is a pair of flared Gucci jeans and a cropped graphic tee topped off with a kaleidoscopic patchwork cardigan from J.W. Anderson that looks like it emerged fully formed from the designated crocheting chair in the den of a well-intentioned, doting aunt.
Remember: This is for the damn soundcheck. It's not even the main-event look.
Then, for his actual performance, Harry changed into yet another monumental outfit, this time featuring a pastel pink, boxy, double-breasted blazer, a pair of eggplant-colored pants (heavily flared, naturally), and one of the fattest polka dot ties I've seen in a minute. I'm calling it now: The man is on one of the most epic runs in Fit History.
Styles, having a blast.
My god, guys. Fuck what you heard. The only real spring trend this season is "be Harry Styles."
This story originally appeared on Esquire.com. Minor edits have been made by the Esquiremag.ph editors.