Nike Might Be Releasing Fanny Pack Sandals, and Damn Right I’d Put My Stuff in Them

It's sandals season, fanny packs are back (and called "waist bags" now), and Nike is reportedly capitalizing on both with a cool-as-hell remix on its Benassi slides.
These bad boys were made for warm-weather flexing. Sole Collector reports the sandals will be released in black/gray, as well as two bold-as-hell, summer-ready colorways, and feature a zippered pocket on both uppers.
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Think of all the things you can fit in there! Definitely not weed, but perhaps your keys, some cash, a credit card, or a bag of fruit snacks (the essentials). In my humble opinion, this is the best thing to happen to Summer '18 since Pusha T and Drake blessed us with the rap beef of our generation.
The only bad thing about this is that there isn't a release date yet. We'll keep you posted.
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