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This underwear makes your junk look like a wolf
There's also an eagle option.
IMAGE Wikimedia Commons + Doug Smith
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Do you feel like your dick isn't truly human? Maybe it's... animalistic? Have you wanted to make your underwear choice reflect your dick's spirit animal? Well, there's a solution! For as little as five bucks, you can purchase underwear that makes your crotch look like a wolf!

Courtesy of Boing Boing, there's an entire line of Wolf Head Crotch Underwear on Amazon to "make man looks sexy and wild" [sic]:

"3D wolf pattern print underwear make man looks sexy and wild...the wide waist design make man comfortable no tight feeling...U convex design, large space and breathable...High quality material and great handwork, perfect gift to boyfriend or husband."

You can buy a three pack in several different colors (or with eagles, if you like) for less than $20. Here's hoping it makes your dick feel fierce or whatever.

(h/t Boing Boing)

This story originally appeared on Esquire.com.
Minor edits have been made by the Esquiremag.ph editors.

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