How Would Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II Look With Different Hair?

When Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre II is not busy making headlines for spreading false claims and fake news, it’s his fake hair that's capturing the public's our attention. While that wig might have been vogue in the 1940s (or are 1940s hair people rolling in their graves?), it just isn’t cutting it in 2017.
Because that piece is just way too distracting, we've decided to change up the secretary's look to see if it will help matters.
An easy combover
A stylish pompadour
Shaggy
Forever summer look
Just a classic, clean look
Just a natural crop up there.
Not even the secretary of justice can pull this off.
Images by Jasrelle Serrano