In Full Support Of Kit Harington's New Porno 'Tache

Finally unshackled by the Jon Snow contract clause of maintaining designer stubble 365 days a year, Kit Harington has come out swinging with a divisive new grooming move: a '70s porno 'tache.
Even if it's just 'for a role'—or indeed some sort of bet—Kit's 'tache is a refreshing corrective to almost a decade of hipster 'lumberjack' beards designed to deflect from a lack of chin / personality. Equally, it swerves the clean shaven naivety of the resident grad schemer. The porno 'stache instead is a fashionable throwback that confirms him—and perhaps you—as a man of virility and gall, on par with the great Tom Selleck himself.
Or perhaps just your dad in 1974.
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