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Poor you.
Super duper hypothetical: Let's say you got an invite to the ABS-CBN Ball (formerly known as the Star Magic Ball), the star-choked mega party, where all the beautiful faces of TV and film get gussied up for a night of, as reports ...
 
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Avoid looking like you're being swallowed up by fabric.
Poor Leonardo DiCaprio! He's having a tough week.First, the new book Billion Dollar Whale: The Man Who Fooled Wall Street, Hollywood, and the World detailed how he was bamboozled by a grifter, who showered him with expensive gifts, which he then turned ...
 
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You do you.
Hello, Esquire:I look up to Justin Theroux. But that’s not my problem.He's a really a cool guy. He was in Charlie's Angels, the second one, Mulholland Drive, and American Psycho. And for a while, he was married to Jennifer Aniston of Friends. ...
 
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Coming to terms with Crocs, Birkenstocks, and Tevas.
So a few things happened recently. The super duper cut of Deadpool 2 was released, giving fans of the prune-faced hero another chance to decide if its self-aware shtick was really, really funny or really, really not funny. In the opening scene, Deadpool ...
 
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Should I walk into a cloud of scent and leave the bottle in my car?
It seems a lot of men are confused about smells, because we've been getting a lot scent-related inquiries from the mailbag, so how about we do a Q&A lightning round?Here we go:There are those who advise spraying it on the naked body, ...
 
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Peacocking with shiny things.
Guys, guys, guys.Have you seen that 60 Minutes interview of Eminem where he rhymes with the word orange? It’s always on our YouTube feed, and we don’t know why!We bring this up because of this question: “Aside from my wedding band, is ...
 
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There are many ways to overcome the problem of packing.
Joe asks: “You guys look like you know what you’re doing. How should I pack my suit when traveling?” On a recent trip to somewhere, we experienced a brain malfunction about the very thing, but let us tell you the many ways you ...
 
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It's all downhill from here.
We're going to make this a quick one. At a fancy party, we were thrown this bomb: “Help—What do I do with a sweaty bum?” This phenomenon, which we now know more about thanks to our suited question-asker and Encyclopedia de Internet, has ...
 
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There is a golden rule to follow when wearing socks.
Did you know that the song “Funkytown” was from the album Mouth to Mouth by this disco group called Lipps Inc.? Isn't that wow? Won't you take me to... Funkytown...We are invoking this throwback ditty, because Mozartsghost144, through social media, asks this question: ...
 
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Managing the gunk that grows in your belly button prevents the funk.
So urgent is this request that we got the query in person. Recently, at Esquire HQ, a very concerned clean person came over to drop this bomb: “You don't know the smell of a navel? It's the worst!” For a moment, we sat ...
 
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Manage your carpet cover.
Comedian Ali Wong in her Netflix special Baby Cobra spreads the good word about the sexiness of Asian men, in particular her Filipino-Japanese husband. “They got no body hair from the neck down,” she says. “It’s like making love to a dolphin. ...
 
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If King James can do it, maybe you can.
From the mail bag: "Hey Esquire, what do you think about LeBron’s man bag? Cool? Not cool?" We’ve discussed the conundrum of the man bag before, but let us do it again because the basketball superstar started a minor Internet fire when he ...
 
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We have a big problem.
Uh-oh, we might've opened a can of worms. Previously on “Ask Esquire,” someone asked about nipples, and we answered! And soon after, we were inundated with inquiries about how to solve a boatload of, uh, manly style and grooming problems: navel dirt, toe jam, curly ...
 
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A rumination on the undershirt.
We love our jobs here at Esquire! Yesterday, we had to Google “nipple man shirts,” and oh boy, don't do it, and today we are forced to type “nipple” over and over again, and oh boy, “nipple, nipple, nipple...”Hey, this is serious ...