Quail? Npeter? The Hottest Baby Names of 2017 Are Expectedly Ridiculous
For those new parents who comprise part of our great and fair isle's caviar-swaddled high society, a proper name that denotes your spawn's thoroughbred credentials is vital. Logic and bullies be damned!
A bible for the upperclass and those who fetishize it, Tatler magazine has released its take on the poshest names of the year, writing: "If you're having a baby in 2017, we've done the hard work for you and picked out some of the poshest names known to man."
Our favourites include: Quail, Euripides—after the tragic Greek playwright—and Mao... Mao! Although John gets a nod in there.
Shoutout to John.
- Npeter (the 'N' is silent)
Here's to all the future kids hiding their names and inner shame from the world.
This story originally appeared on Esquire.co.uk.
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