A Shredded Jake Gyllenhaal Just Went Shirtless at UFC 285‚ and the Internet Is Not OK

After becoming Stan Twitter's public enemy number one during the All Too Well (10 Minute Version) discourse, Jake Gyllenhaal is officially coming out of hiding—and he's clearly spent that time getting absolutely jacked. A video of the actor shared by ESPN MMA just went viral, in which he can be seen shedding his short and showing off his lean, ripped physique while filming a scene from an upcoming movie at the UFC 285 event in Las Vegas.
Having already played a professional fighter once before in 2015's Southpaw, Gyllenhaal has now transformed his body into that of mixed martial artist Elwood Dalton for the remake of Road House. In it, he will be portraying a new interpretation of the classic Patrick Swayze character, a bouncer who finds himself becoming the protector of a community being threatened by corrupt businessmen.
Stills from the clip are now all over the internet, showing Gyllenhaal flexing and mugging for the crowd during the ceremonial weigh-in, before squaring up to UFC champion Jay Hieron ahead of a fictitious "Dalton vs Harris" fight that will be a part of the movie. Controversial UFC figure Conor McGregor also played a role in the scene, and is believed to have been cast as a henchman of the film's primary antagonist.
Not that anybody on Twitter cared about these details. The timeline is, as is to be expected, a parched desert of thirst for Gyllenhaal and his six-pack abs.
Sorry but that Jake Gyllenhaal video awoke something in me. pic.twitter.com/OdagkeieWa
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) March 4, 2023
ARE U KIDDING ME???? JUST LOOK AT HIM!!! DADDY I'M NOT EVEN SORRY!!!!????????#JakeGyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/xXhmkbDIbY
— BK?| (Jake's version) (@Bkgyllenhaal) March 4, 2023
JAKE GYLLENHAAL????? he can break me like a promise ngl pic.twitter.com/g0xjpZ8Y3X
— ? (@serpentarq) March 4, 2023
JAKE GYLLENHAAL PLS GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE I'M BEGGING!!!??????????#JakeGyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/fu19ODZ8iA
— BK?| (Jake's version) (@Bkgyllenhaal) March 4, 2023
Holy shit Jake Gyllenhaal is a monster pic.twitter.com/XVJih0DH1X
— Bussin' With The Boys (@BussinWTB) March 4, 2023
i woke up to my entire tl being filled with shirtless jake gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/qwWrtIW2Kc
— jae. (@gothsfilm) March 4, 2023
jake gyllenhaal put me in a headlock PLEASE pic.twitter.com/jEkiMMcbRx
— yaz ? (@YAZPH0BIC) March 4, 2023
HE WANTED US DEAD ISTG??????????#JakeGyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/P4uDBvycPc
— BK?| (Jake's version) (@Bkgyllenhaal) March 4, 2023
no version of ROAD HOUSE will ever be better than swayze’s but “jake gyllenhaal” is the one name you could’ve said to me for the role where i’d be like “okay patch him through i’ll at least take the call” https://t.co/6YZq0FpCTn
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) March 4, 2023
god im not your strongest soldier!!!??????????#JakeGyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/iXRkBSIehF
— BK?| (Jake's version) (@Bkgyllenhaal) March 4, 2023
I think I blew my chances with Jake Gyllenhaal LOL #roadhouse pic.twitter.com/k4FYFNp6o2
— Nina-Marie Daniele (@ninamdrama) March 4, 2023
all i want is jake gyllenhaal all i care about is jake gyllenhaal all i need is jake gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/ZpN6JOiLKX
— b (@gyllenroy) March 4, 2023
From: Esquire US