8 Filipinos Share Their Sex Horror Stories

Ah, sex: an adventure of its own. You never know what's going to happen when you put two sexually charged strangers together with some lube. With everyone on a dating app these days—Bumble, Grindr, Tinder, Raya, or what have you—setting up a night of fun has never been simpler. But, the actual human interaction part? Still as tricky as ever.

We came across a Reddit post of a user sharing her worst sex experience ever and other Filipino Redditors were quick to share their horror stories, too. Here are some of the most shocking responses from the thread, edited for grammar and clarity.

1. "Worst sex? A guy who kept asking if he could remove the condom because it was making him uncomfortable but, really, his penis was small. The poor condom couldn't hang on."

2. "I hooked up with this girl then ayon ayoko naman maging mapanghusga maganda siya and sexy. Pero pagkiss palang morning breath na siya then amoy putok. Then, habang nakamissionary kami pag nasasarapan siya nilalabas niya ngipin niya like Bugs Bunny not sure if kink niya yun so nakakadistract. I never fucked anyone as fast that day para lang labasan na ako agad."

3. "So, I was topping this guy and I was doing it good. Kaso while we were doing it sinabihan niya ako na bilisan, not because he likes it fast. But because pauwi na daw yung boyfriend niya. Wala, I was trying to build my self-respect pa naman during that time kaya medyo I got triggered."

4. "I hooked up with the sexy secretary of a local bikeshop. Been eyeing her since 2012, and this happened 2018. She already has one daughter. Single mom pero sobrang sexy pa din. Napapayag ko siya mag sleepover sa bahay, inom daw muna kami before magsex tapos ang bilhin ko daw na condom is yung dotted gusto daw niya itry. After two bottles, I undressed her and lumaban naman sa MOMOL. Nagyakag na sa kwarto. Foreplay na 'non, she positioned herself on top and moaned and moaned. Eh hindi pa naman nakapasok [...] Nung nangyari 'yun, hindi na ako tinigasan and I just fingered her 'til she came at natulog na ako. Never again."

5. "Met this girl at a club, she was about 5’4” fair skinned, slim but had ample breasts, thin lips, and a nice smile. We clicked on the dancefloor, we grinded against each other, talagang nagkakainitan so we agreed to take it somewhere else. We checked in, she freshened up, wrapped her self in a towel, went to bed to wait for me. I freshened up as well, sabon kung sabon sa singit hanggang pwet. At this point my dick was erect but not yet hard af, I was drying myself and she saw my cock, she said 'Ano yan? Anlake?!' Sabi ko di pa nga sagad sa tigas yan eh. Sagot niya yung ex niya daw kasi parang tatlong daliri daw yung girth, yung sakin daw parang braso ng sanggol. So, we still tried to make out, but I saw she was distracted and scared, I wanted to eat her out na lang pero ayaw di daw siya nagpapakain, ipasok ka na lang daw. Eh ayaw pumasok kasi ng hindi wet, ayaw din niya na basain ng laway, ayaw din ng lube. So, sabi ko sa sarili ko fuck it. Matutulog na lang ako."

6. "There was this girl I met on Bumble. The convo was innocent at first, typical getting-to-know back and forth, then eventually turned a little raunchy. Over the course of several days, mas nagiging intense yung dirty talk, to the point na she was claiming she'll fuck my brains out, she'll give me the best head I'll ever get, and etc. when we meet. So after two weeks, we decided to meet up.

Pagpasok palang sa room, hayok MOMOL na. We showered together, then after we settled down sa bed then she gave me a BJ agad. Puta unang subo palang, sabit ngipin like it was legit painful. Tiniis ko for a few minutes kasi baka matagal lang din walang dilig si ate, pero di talaga nagimprove at all. Medyo nahihiya ako to say stop outright, so I just lifted her head and kissed her torridly. Hindi ko na binitawan kasi baka i-BJ niya ulit ako. The sex was okay, to be fair, since she has a really smoking body (like 9 out of 10) pero hindi ko akalain na pwede palang maging maingay and tamad sa sex at the same time. She was moaning but nakahiga lang siya almost all the time, then she would go on top for a few minutes tapos mapapagod. This went on for about six hours. Never even came once.

Lesson learned: hindi lang kaming mga lalaki yung nago-oversell ng sarili. Girls do it too so take everything with a grain of salt."

7. "There's this co-worker I met before. I was 18 at that time, sawi sa pag-ibig and I quit school because I go to the same school as my ex so I applied to a BPO company. During this time, may bago na ang ex ko. So, si coworker is a nice guy. On the chubby side. Hindi gwapo, hindi rin naman pangit. Told him that pwede kaming maging fling so he agreed (na pressure akong magka someone during that time kasi nga may jowa na si ex).

Ito na, we decided to do the deed kasi tigang na ako for months. We checked in, usap-usap then MOMOL. Bad kisser, pero sige lang, since sinabi din naman niya sa akin na I'm the second girl he got intimate with. We started having sex and when I saw his penis, ang liit. Hindi ko alam kung dahil ba sa body structure niya pero I think it's three to four inches sagad. I still went with it kasi nasa moment na. Nung pinasok na niya, shit, wala talaga akong maramdaman. Parang may nagpo-poke lang sa akin. I still went with it, respeto. Foreplay, wala din. I was getting really disappointed at this point. I was faking my moans na para labasan siya at matapos but I think nakapansin yata siya so he stopped. Hindi nga ako sure kung nilabasan suya. Well, I didn't so quits. After nun, hindi ko na pinansin. Ginhost ko siya. I really felt bad by doing so pero dun pa lang kasi alam kong di na mag wo-work kasi I'm such a sex freak."

8. "It was before the pandemic and I was already familiar with how sex should be. Since I was single naman at that time, I installed a dating app. I matched with a guy who looked cute with a hint of nerdiness. We started chatting then eventually led to horny topics and sendan ng nudes. I was so excited kasi ang puti ng flagpole kaya I was the one who asked him if we could meet up at a hotel tomorrow. And he agreed!

So kinabukasan todo linis ako ng katawan ko, freshen up to give a very fresh impression. I was ready talaga 'nun. He was already at the hotel and he was waiting for me nalang. When I arrived, thank God siya naman yung sa picture, we had casual talk muna then led into MOMOL. He was so excited that he was constantly giggling like a weirdo. Yung parang tawa ni Chuckie. I was like tf pero dedma ko nalang and focus nalang ako sa sex.

During oral sex, he was still laughing for no reason, and that shit really bothered me. I was lowkey thinking baka there's something wrong with this guy mentally? We were changing positions during during oral sex pero natatamaan niya ko ng tuhod or siko sa mukha while changing. I was annoyed af already. He proceeds to fuck me na. He was okay but then some shit happened. He tried to pee while he was fucking me and WHILE LAUGHING. I was so scared, thinking 'Shit, there is actually something wrong with this guy.' I asked him if he could take a shower muna and he obliged while giggling like something's funny. I got up, put on my clothes, and fucking ran for my dear life. When I got home, I deleted our chats and uninstalled the app. He was so creepy."