The Most Irreverent Reactions to Aliens and UFOs Existing

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So, aliens apparently exist. In a viral congressional hearing at the Pentagon, former U.S. intelligence official David Grusch claimed that the U.S. government was in possession of alien technology and had recovered non-human biologics. In other words, aliens.

Had this happened five years ago, we might have given a shit. But alas, it’s 2023 and the world is so fucked that we have more problems to worry about than UFOs and aliens. Last we checked, UFOs and aliens weren’t the ones destroying the planet and degrading society. That… would be humans.

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Something tells me that the whistleblower and American legislators were expecting a massive reaction. Oh, how disappointed they must be. Damn, just how bad has humanity become that we don’t even bat an eyelash at the prospect of an alien invasion. Even if they did, what the heck would aliens want from us anyway? We got nothing to give them but stupidity, prejudice, and TikTok challenges.

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Some speakers at the hearing claimed that they’d seed UFOs flying in the air, but we’d bet our money that the aliens took one look at Earth and its rising temperatures and decided to hightail it home. “Nope, no thanks.”

So yeah, aliens exist and we couldn't care less. We can best describe our irreverence at the situation with the following memes.

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