We Finally Know Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong

Starbucks employees misspell your name every time. Not because they're idiots. In fact they're incredibly educated for service workers. Most Starbucks baristas are college graduates who are just bored. Your name is never correct for one simple reason. And don't worry, you don't have (too much) to do with it:

This story originally appeared on Esquire.com.

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