The Best Succession Quotes from Logan Roy
Somewhere in the seventh circle of hell, even Satan is lamenting the presence of Logan Roy. The foul-mouthed Roy family patriarch bid Succession goodbye in Season 4, Episode 3 with a decidedly ignoble death. The man, who once compared himself to a titan, was no match for his own mortality. And to bit him goodbye, we’ve gathered the very best (or maybe worst) quotes from old rat bastard.
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20+ Best Quotes from Logan Roy, May He Not Rest in Peace
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1| “Not to be crude about it, but politics is what comes out the a**hole. Wouldn't you rather be up front, feeding the horse?” - On politics.
2| "Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm." - On the social graces of Roman Roy.
3| "If your hands are clean, it’s only because your whorehouse also does manicures." - To poor Karl, the CFO.
4| "Anyone can do deal. It’s getting the right number from the right suit. Getting your d*ck in there is easy. Getting them into bad, that’s hard." - On business negotiations.
5| "Most things don't exist. The Ford Motor Company hardly exists. It's just a time-saving expression for a collection of financial interests." - On corporations.
6| "You're such f**kng dopes. You're not serious figures. I love you, but you are not serious people." - On his kids. Great Dad.
7| "I’m gonna grind his f**king bones to make my bread." - On his son Kendall and his latest betrayal.
8| "I make my nut off what people really what. Don’t tell me about people—I’d go flat broke in a week if I didn’t." - On the media.
9| "People come to us because we don’t sell them on anything. No packet of f**king bleeding heart, United Nations, Volvo, gender-bender horses**t." - On the news business.
10| "Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the f**king money." - On Shakespeare.
11| "What have you had your entire life that I didn’t give you?" - To his son Kendall, his favorite punching bag.
12| "The law is people. And people is politics." - On public opinion.
13| "Climate said I was going down. Climate said I should just step aside. I guess… I’m a climate denier." - On business forecasts.
14| "Nothing is a line. Everything, everywhere is always moving. Forever. Get used to it." - To Shiv.
15| "You want a bit about old, f**king Rosebud? Rosebud is a dollar. It's whatever it took to get me the f**k out of here." - On his drive to succeed.
16| "Love and marriage. I feel another million drain with every cluck from that hen house." - On marriage.
17| "I just hope our acting CEO isn’t getting too f***ing acting." - On the acting CEO.
18| "You make your own reality. And once you’ve done it, apparently, everyone’s of the opinion it was all so f**king obvious." - On success.
19| "The future is real. The past is all made up." - On his life philosophy.
20| "Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s a number on a piece of paper. It’s a fight for a knife in the mud." - On how to live.
21| "I know that you’ve read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what? Sometimes, it is a big d**k competition." - On corporate competition.
22| "Meeting over. F**k off." - To his board of directors. And how we wish we could end meetings in real life.
23| "F**k off." - To everyone. All the time.
